All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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