if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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