ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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