we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...