Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.