I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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