He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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