it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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