The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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