I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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