i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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