Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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