Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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