She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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