He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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