Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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