Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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