OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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