My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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