I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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