Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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