If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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