It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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