Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I want a musical about memes.
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