did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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