I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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