Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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