He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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