Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it's like iHOP with fire
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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