For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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