When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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