I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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