my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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