Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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