If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Come on in and take your pants off
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