O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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