I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
