i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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