Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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