She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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