she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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