WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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