I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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