people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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