oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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