My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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