I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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