i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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