So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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