I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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