seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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