party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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