I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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