So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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