i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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