wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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