There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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