Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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