Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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