well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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