He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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